Military threats/funny things + GoodbyeThese are threats/funny things that were used in the CCF, in a comedic manner. These are mostly stolen from films but they are mostly quotes (some are paraphrases, calling by rank instead of name for example). Strong language from start.Military threats/funny things + Goodbye by ~George551
"PRIVATE, do that once more and I will kick you so hard up your arse that the water on my knee will quench your thirst"
"Do you know how hard I can through this multi tool? Cause if you keep doing that you will find out."
"Private, if you say that once more I will personally call the navy (note in the CCF a lot of jokes are made about the navy, we actually have enormous respect for the actual navy, the naval cadets though...) here to rape you until you contract aids!"
"Touch the chicken once more and that ****ing chicken is going right up where the sun don't shine."
"If we all get shot I will be SO annoyed at you."
"SIR! Enemy Bastard sighted!"
"Your marching was so bad it gave me testicular cancer."
"If anyone asks about Bedder tell him he is unavaila